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THE COFFEE LAB
HEMATOLOGY DEPT.SPECIMEN ID · 0042 — JUSTCHILL.LOL
BLOOD TYPE
E+
ESPRESSO POSITIVE
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
  • Strong opinions before 9 a.m.
  • Visible mug collection
  • Knowing the barista by name
DO NOT SUBSTITUTE WITH DECAF
VALID UNTIL HEAT DEATH OF UNIVERSE
CERTIFIED
COFFEE
DRINKER
Espresso Positive
Truth Bomb · 3.8k
DECAF
COFFEE
THE SADDEST TWO WORDS
IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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Decaf, Defamed
Controversial · 6.1k
☕ The Coffee Lab · No. 003
A yawn
is just a silent
scream for
coffee.
JUSTCHILL.LOLFOLIO · ☕ · NO. 003
Silent Scream
Relatable · 4.2k

Specimen 001 — Coffea arabica

FILE · 850-AD
PERICARP
(skin)
MESOCARP
(fruit)
PARCHMENT
SEED
(the bean)

Observation

The "coffee bean" is the seed of a red fruit. Each morning cup is, structurally, a brewed fruit smoothie.

No further questions. The defense rests.

FINAL DETERMINATION
Coffee = fruit. You're welcome.
FIG. 4.1 · CROSS SECTIONJUSTCHILL.LOL / THE COFFEE LAB
Fruit Smoothie
Scientist Mode · 5.3k
Together with their families
we joyfully announce
a long-standing
and very serious partnership&between
You  and  Coffee
Not an addiction. A commitment.
CEREMONY
Every morning
DURATION
Forever
DRESS CODE
Pajamas
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The Commitment
Committed · 8.4k
THE COFFEE LAB · ARCHIVESJUSTCHILL.LOL
★
EST. ETHIOPIA
850
A.D.
DISCOVERED BY KALDI
Older than most countries.
More essential than all of them.
Older Than Countries
Mood · 1.7k
A BRIEF HISTORY OF EVERYTHINGJUSTCHILL.LOL
The universe is 13.8 billion years old.
Most of it was warm-up.
13.8B BCE
Big Bang
4.5B BCE
Earth forms
200K BCE
Humans appear
850 AD
☕ Coffee
13.7999 billion years of warm-up.
1,200 years of getting things done.
Warm-Up Era
Deep · 9.2k
A Civil Misunderstandingbetween two generations
1
WHY DO YOU
NEED THAT?
👶
The toddler, watching the
third cup get poured.
2
HOW DO YOU
NOT?
☕
The adult, watching the
toddler run on pure spite.
Fair trade. Mutual confusion. The system works.
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A Civil Misunderstanding
Parenting · 3.4k
A People's History · Vol. Ip. 1773
Chapter VII — How a Tax Argument Caffeinated a Nation
In 1773, colonists threw 342 chests of British tea into Boston Harbor.
☕
⇧ in
🫖
FIG. 7.1Coffee, replacing tea
by patriotic decree

Drinking tea became unpatriotic overnight. John Adams himself made the switch despite hating the taste — purely on principle.

That single pivot stuck. Today Americans drink 400 million cups daily.

All because of a political argument about tea.

they did this for us 💀
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A Tax Argument
History Lesson · 2.1k
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